I’ve been balls deep in life.. I have some highlights, confessions and insights:
- Nip piercings keep ya humble.
- It’s so painful to watch people put on makeup when they have no clue what they are doing.
- I have secretly wanted to buy pretty much every single Monster High doll I’ve seen. I kinda can’t stand the show but I think I’d be absolutely okay -having- to sit through it. That shiz makes my inner spooky kid happy.
- "Balls deep" implies deep satisfaction but if physically practiced, it would likely be very uncomfortable for everyone involved. (I still like saying it, anyway. Clearly.)
- Pretending to be an adult at a law office today I saw the word “fishing” and thought it was “fisting”. Not only am I an adult but I am also appropriate.
- Cookie dough is delicious. Dookie cough, not so much. Thank you, English language and you’re welcome, dearest reader/s.